You have been kidnapped. The main character of the video game you last played is coming to rescue you. Who is it and how screwed/saved are you?

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Bealle · Accepted Answer

Gordon Freeman Within 3 days, he survived a research facility filled with aliens and trigger-happy marines, traveled through dimensions to kill a giant space baby, and put into stasis for 30 years. Then, within about a week of waking up, he started a mass revolution against an interdimensional alien empire, killed one of its leaders, cause their main base of operations to go nuclear, and closed their interdimensional portal. From his perspective, he accomplished all of that in the timespan of a week and a half using only a crowbar and Gravity Gun. In other words: I'm gonna be just fine.

Kathrin Ebersbacher · Answer

Since it was gta v do I get all three to help or do I get to pick just one?

Mia Maria · Answer

Kirby. I wouldn't be worried for my safety. But if it's Kirby that means that there will be a secret eldritch abomination to fight after the kidnappers are defeated.

Evie · Answer

It would be...me...last game I played was the Sims...

alberte · Answer

My character from Monster Hunter World. I think I'll be fine as I just finished collecting most of the decos for my meta CB build lmao.

Nicole Abt · Answer

Hollow Knight's got me covered

Linn · Answer

Oh Jessie Faden and Polaris, she seems like someone you can chat with casually.

didde · Answer

Alex from Modern Warfare. Not bad

Jessiina · Answer

Awesome, I got Sekiro. A deadly prince protecting Shinobi would totally save my ass, if I was the Divine Heir that is.

Martha · Answer

The guys from snipper clips... so I really don't know

biljana · Answer

Max Caufield from Life is Strange. Fuck yes

Crysta · Answer

Is the main character of BL3 one of the Vault Hunters... Or Claptrap?

Annlaug · Answer

I feel like this would be a much better question if you replaced video game with film

Katharina Ackermann · Answer

Kiryu from the Yakuza series. I'll be just fine.

Perpetua · Answer

I feel pretty good about Mario coming to save me. He won't let me down.

SHEENA · Answer

Captain price

FILOMENA · Answer

Arthur Morgan, can't tell if I'm good or not

Nicole Pfeiffer · Answer

Well, that'd be myself, since I played GTA Online last. Really hope my character isn't as dumb as I am.

SHANEL · Answer

Arthur Morgan, i'm good.

Denise · Answer

The dragonborn. Let's go

sanne · Answer

My avatar on Minecraft... I'm screwed

Crystal · Answer

Kirby let's go bois

SAMIRA · Answer

Agent 47. Not sure if he'd be coming to save me though

ARLETTA · Answer

Everyone is here.

Tyson · Answer

Oh, Nick from left for dead 2. I sure I'll be happy to be save after he's done swearing a storm.

Heli · Answer

The hitman from My Friend Pedro. I'm pretty much safe, thank God.

sawsan · Answer

Steve is a fucking god

Sabrina Brandt · Answer

I dunno its 50/50 my GTA 5 online avatar he can be pretty dumb time to time

Karolin Schweizer · Answer

Who is the main character of Super Smash Bros Ultimate? If it's Kirby, I will be definitely OK.

Laverne · Answer

Guess I have a full squad of siege operators coming to my rescue

Loise · Answer

Depends on which frame they're wearing.

Tuuli-Maaria · Answer

Hitman 2, I guess I'm pretty safe Edit:I didn't think about the fact that I could be His target so I could also be screwed

Piia-Maria · Answer

Arthur Hastings from We Happy Few. I'm not sure if i'm screwed or not...

Petra Grunewald · Answer

Im pretty sure the robloxian who's trying to save me will just OOF and then go play Royale High.

ROSALIE · Answer

Patrick Mahomes. If he brings football's we can escape by throwing balls in the kidnappers face.

Lizbeth · Answer

Madden. Hundreds of pro football players? I'm fine.

Vanessa Brauer · Answer

Commander Shepard... I think I'm saved?

Tobiah · Answer

Widow maker?!

Kimball · Answer

Hmmmm.......fuck

Ashlee · Answer

Madden, so I guess pat mahomes to the rescue...

Sully · Answer

A winged asain man brandishing a LMG and frog canon , it sounds like a dream.

MYESHA · Answer

My man Carl Johnson. I hope he can use cheats.

Sean · Answer

Well I was playing Total War Rome 2, so I guess a large Greek army mostly comprised of skirmishers and heavy hoplite infantry. Honestly I'm fucked.

Kalli · Answer

Well, it's not so much a main character as the last character I played in the video game, but I'd get Galio from League of Legends. Oh yeah. Beat that, fuckers.

Frank · Answer

A basement-dwelling baby that spews tears at baddies. May spawn blue spiders though

Giffard · Answer

Yeeaahh cute little ghost from Hollow Knight is coming for my rescue.

LOAN · Answer

"Jebediah Kerman, "Kerbal Space Program". Ho boy. Buckle up, this is gonna be a ride. "

Jeramie · Answer

the chosen undead? oh well he or she gonna die few times before they rescue me

ROSAMARIA · Answer

Someone from the 100...there pretty good at escaping people from shit

Annlaug · Answer

Probably saved because Sora is good at rescuing kidnapped people.

Nicole Bohm · Answer

A chick that I dressed as an emo 6 years ago Alright It was yesterday

Minella · Answer

Forza Horizon 4...so I have to save myself?

Eba · Answer

Spades.  I'm fucked.

Fan · Answer

Last game I played was ark so I'm feeling pretty good...that or it was modern warfare so I'm good in both cases.

Darrell · Answer

My roblox character. Shit.

Noble · Answer

It's some Kirby game on 3DS. I remember there are usually 4 Kirbys that make up various roles, one of them being a mage that can stop time and another one being a healer. If these count (along with the Sword and the Hammer Kirbys), then yay me.

Lotti · Answer

Last game I played was Smash Ultimate -- does that mean all fighters would come to my side or would it be the last fighter I play as?

VERLINE · Answer

Great. It'll be Kratos

WILLOW · Answer

Delson Rowe from Infamous: Second Son. I'll be fine!

Demetria · Answer

Oh shit your all fucked. I have a military soldier trained in combat coming to my rescue I'm safe asf

Sara Kappel · Answer

Connor (Ratonhnhake:ton) from Assassin's Creed III. I'm saved.

YOLANDO · Answer

Squall from Final Fantasy VIII

MILA · Answer

Ocarina of time link for me.  HEY, LISTEN!

Alecia · Answer

Steve from minecraft (and if you want to be specific, modded Steve.) All he needs is a pickaxe and he can dig to the room I'm in.

Manuela Frei · Answer

My Sea of thieves character. He's a ruthless killer and has killer aim with guns so I think I'll be fine. He might get a little drunk beforehand, but that already happens.

Judye · Answer

Arthur Morgan. He's pretty bright so I think I'm good

Colline · Answer

Looks like I'll be saved by Link from BotW. I should be fine.

Delila · Answer

Hero from Dragon Quest 11. I should be fine for the most part.

Tuula · Answer

I played destiny 2 so i think a titan guardian would do good

Callida · Answer

The Master Chief! I'll probably be alright.

Annice · Answer

Steve is gonna come to save me and I'm pretty sure I'm screwed. He's probably gonna die to fall damage, drown or burn in lava on his way. Or there's gonna be a horde of zombies chasing after him and he'll just run past me and make them kill me first. So 99.9% scewed.

Rahul · Answer

Revenge of the Sith era Anakin Skywalker (Jedi). I'll be fine, especially if he brings the 501st

ROSEANNE · Answer

Alexios will surely be able to save me

Aada · Answer

Link from BOTW. Since his goal in the game is to save Zelda, I think I pretty good

Debee · Answer

Skyrim. I wouldn't mind being saved by a Dovah so I'm not really screwed. He's just gonna shout us out of there

Mai-Lis · Answer

Arthur Morgan so I'm fine

Adah · Answer

The goose from Untitled Goose Game

Barbara Kohler · Answer

Who is the main character of fallout 76?

Riikka-Mari · Answer

Arthur Morgan. I hope it was before he collected money from the Downes.

Jorie · Answer

If u know dead by daylight, u know there's no main character, I mean who would it be? The trapper? Dwight? The entity? If the trapper had to save me, I think I would be ok, if Dwight had to, I'm def dead, if the entity had to rescue me, I'm gon be just fine, literally just release all the killers to save me

Ulla-Stina · Answer

Who's the main character of rainbow? It someone would tell me I would know.

Lelia · Answer

My fallout character, im pretty fucked since i just started

Wilmer · Answer

I shall be saved by John marston. But Abigail won't be happy

Ronalda · Answer

I'm getting saved by the f*cking Dovahkiin.

Yovana · Answer

Sekiro. I'm not the divine heir so I think I'll be fine.

Joelle · Answer

The entirety of Fortnite. I'm expecting a few boats to crash through the wall.

TEENA · Answer

Should be ok. Bounty Hunter.

Udell · Answer

Untitled Goose... I'm not even sure if I'm screwed or saved at all.

Robby · Answer

Im not 100% which R6 siege operator i played as but im fairly sure they will either be spawn peaked on their way to me or will do really well

Breena · Answer

Minecraft steve

Roni · Answer

My hunter from Monster Hunter. With his heavy bowgun and cat partner I feel sorry for the kidnappers.

Wolfram · Answer

I'm saved!! The butcher of Blaviken is coming for me!

French · Answer

Connor Mcdavid?

Karola · Answer

The Last of Us? I'll be fine.

Aurore · Answer

Who is the main character if SCP:SL? A D-Class? An SCP?

Anna-Diane · Answer

steve from minecraft i'm royally fucked

Herrick · Answer

Amara from Borderlands.

Lia · Answer

Kratos...I'm good.

YASMINE · Answer

Norman Reedus but like bulked up with guns and augmented legs so I think I could potentially be okay? It's a shame I'd probably be over the cargo limit though

Sara Fuchs · Answer

I can't imagine what a renegade commander Shepard will do to my captors.

Christofer · Answer

Male protagonist of Pokemon SwSh

Sözlük · Answer

Doom guy. I'll be alright.

Leah Lang · Answer

The moonlighter guy! I think I'm gonna be okay :)

Woodie · Answer

My destiny 2 character... Idk how I feel about that. I bet he'd throw his proximity knife at the guy behind me killing him and then the attached bomb would kill me

Annele · Answer

Master Chief. I'm fine.

Leah Zimmer · Answer

The entire Smash roster. I'm pretty safe, I think.

Zelia · Answer

Pokemon trainer armed with a lvl 80 Dracovish

Johanna Gerste · Answer

Who is the main character of WoW? My main? Anduin?

Shaw · Answer

johnny cage. yea i'm fine

Maria Schaefer · Answer

I last played Rust, so... Me? So I'm fucked.

nargis · Answer

It's Jeb. Great news if I'm being held on another planet. Probably not ideal otherwise.

Alejandrina · Answer

Crap. I just ended a 7-hour gaming session, and of course it ended with playing freaking Hello Neighbor. A child.

warda · Answer

The main Character in story is me but also Triple H (WWE) so not bad WWE Day of Reckoning 2

Minni · Answer

I think I would be fck-ed lmaoo it will be Kate Walker from syberia 3, she is quite relaxed lol. Wish you would have said the one before the last one, would be Ratonhnhaketon Assassin's Creed.

Reilly · Answer

Dead by Daylight, The Docter a.k.a. Carter Spark

Qadiijo · Answer

I got the trainer from Pokemon Let's Go. Assuming he just throws pokeballs at the kidnappers until they let us go.

Ralf Frey · Answer

The protagonist from Boneworks

Christine Moeller · Answer

Rook from Far Cry 5. I'll be fine.

Rowland · Answer

FL4K from BL3, I think I'm safe and I have pets to play

Kristien · Answer

Harry Potter, in Lego Form. I think I might be alright. He's a tough cookie.

Hershel · Answer

Trevor from GTA? Fml.  He'll probably save me just to do dirty things to me : (

Jannika · Answer

Joel from The Last of Us. I think he could help me no problem

Lousin · Answer

Since I last played destiny 2, I'm coming to save myself

Robinson · Answer

Ok... so my last party from Darkest Dungeon is coming to save me.  They'd best bring enough fucking food and torches this time around.

Laila · Answer

Beat Saber. I'd have lightsabers which is a nice plus.

Vitoria · Answer

Sora will save me, plop me down on a beach, give me ice cream, and introduce me to all his Disney friends. I like where this is going.

Delly · Answer

Jack from BioShock Would you kindly help me?

Alvina · Answer

James bond, Golden eye : 007...I think I'm fine.

Agnetha · Answer

Wee speddo wearing character off gang beasts ... I'm pretty fucked tbh.

Elisa · Answer

There's an entire slew of main characters in Rainbow Six Siege, all of them are trained in hostage rescue, I think I'm going to be just fine

Tinka · Answer

I hear a clicking on the roof, a metal tube penetrates the ceiling. Thump thump thump thump thump. The last thing I see is a hockey puck land by my feet.

Saimi · Answer

Well, it was Terraria and my toon is maxed to the gills. I say my kidnapper is in a hella world of pain.

Kristal · Answer

Cal in a AT-AT so I am actually pretty good.

Siv-Britt · Answer

It's Daniel, from Unepic. Basically a nerd, who loves video games etc., gets teleported into a medieval-fantasy castle, when he takes a piss during a dnd-campaign with his friends. I think I'm pretty screwed.

anahita · Answer

Steve from Minecraft? Um...am I screwed or saved? Saved I guess

Elroy · Answer

Steve better come with full enchanted diamond gear

Ilayda · Answer

I can confidently say that john marston can save me

Darien · Answer

Master Chief. As long as i'm not taken by a parasite I'm good.

etly · Answer

My avatar from Terraria. Luckily I'm almost done with the game, so the chances of me getting saved are very high

Fahra · Answer

My character from persona 5

Gredel · Answer

warhammer 40k inquisitor prophecy so some gun assistant would help

Ignaz · Answer

Kris from Deltarune. I should be good.

Pandora · Answer

Sea of theives, I'm completely fucked because the main character is me and I'm completely shit so I'm very fucked

Marina Baumgaertner · Answer

Nathan Drake. Sneaky entrance, loud exit. lol

Libbey · Answer

Fuze is going to kill me

Elwa · Answer

He'll yeah. Geralt FTW.

Alvin · Answer

SUPERRRRRR MEAAAT BOYYYYYY

SHAREE · Answer

My look-alike form tomodachi life.

fatou · Answer

Just Cause 3. I'll be fine

Manuela Pabst · Answer

Jimmy Hopkins from Bully I'm saved

Pipa · Answer

Ghost Recon Breakpoint. Nomad ends up saving me because the game glitches out and the enemy AI doesn't know how to tie a knot.

Christin Foerster · Answer

Slender man?

Sara Kuster · Answer

FemShepard. I guess I'll be all right :D

Laney · Answer

Goddammit Luigi

Goldy · Answer

Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 cursor.  Basically, God.

Mavra · Answer

Cal Kestis from Jedi:Fallen Order. I think I'd feel pretty safe with a Jedi coming after me.

Anceliga · Answer

I bet Phoenix wright has got me covered.

Kaija · Answer

Bloons Tower Defense 6, I guess a bunch of monkeys are coming to rescue me

Inka-Maria · Answer

Franklin from GTA V. This should be interesting.

Laetitia · Answer

Moze from Borderlands 3, hopefully in her mech-suit. I think I'll be in good shape!

Kin · Answer

Job Bot

Ann Jeanette · Answer

I am saved, The most resourceful person from Subnautica is going to save me with a mech, and a gun that freezes time.

Salla-Mari · Answer

Six from Little Nightmares . . . I actually might be alright, just will take a while

Annalise · Answer

Soooo, who's the main character in League of Legends?

Piritta · Answer

I was playing NBA Jam, so I got the Mailman on the job. Considering the stories I've heard about how he treats his kids... I'm probably fucked.

Miida · Answer

Arthur from rdr2

Pouneh · Answer

Doom guy, he'll get the job done

Christof · Answer

Blood born. Technically the main character is you. So I guess I'm on my own.

Ulla-Kaisa · Answer

My Temtem character. I have 2 temtem with Hypnosis and a few good attackers i should be fine? Unless he loses connection with the servers midway through the rescue.

Elli · Answer

SPACE MARINES, ATTACK!!!

Gabriele Freitag · Answer

Noble Six has got my back! I hope at least...

Elle-Kari · Answer

Well, I've been on a huge Factorio kick for a few weeks now...so if we're talking the guy in my current world, it's all about whether he decides to have robots deconstruct the place I'm being held at or manually drive a train through the wall. If he were from a fresh start world...well, the answer would still be the same but I'd have to wait a while.

Veslemoy · Answer

I was playing Super Mario Maker 2 last so I guess I have the stunningly sheer power of 2-D Mario. I'm totally okay.

Flore · Answer

Ah fuck those Anthem guys aren't gonna save me anytime soon... They'll probably show up and then disconnect from the server or something.

Mandy Foerster · Answer

Venom Snake, I'll be okay.

Doreen Loewe · Answer

Kermit the frog in VR chat. Oh. Fuck.

Roth · Answer

Cal kestis. I think I'm good

Curtice · Answer

Bloodborne... ... I'm sure they'll get to me in like 4 days.

SHARYL · Answer

Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy. I feel like in the right hands I should be fine but its a toss up for sure!

Sughra · Answer

Starkiller from star wars the force unleashed. Im think I'm good lmao

Stephanie Werner · Answer

Well, if Spider-Man is coming to save me, I'd say I'm pretty sure I will be good.

Florice · Answer

Link. Specifically from Zelda Breath of the Wild. I just hope it won't take 100 years or more.

Kay · Answer

A dude from Wii Golf?

makbule · Answer

Fuck, it'd be my Tarkov PMC. That dumb asshole only succeeds like 20% of the time.

Noami · Answer

Sakura wars. They got bots.

Katheleen · Answer

Doom guy. I'm Ight

Guy · Answer

Whos the main character of tetris. Asking for a friend.

Travers · Answer

Let's go. Geralt is the only person I'd want to save me.

Javeria · Answer

My own Sim. Guess I'll die.

Harlie · Answer

"Arthur Morgan is gonna save me, so I'm as good as home. "Y'all come back now ya hear" "

Magdalene · Answer

Coulda been Hollow Knight. Coulda been someone from Borderlands 3. Coulda waited until this evening and it woulda been Sora. But no. No, I get the Stardew Valley farmer.

Rowland · Answer

That Rick Astley looking padawan in Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order. I guess I'll be ok?

Emera · Answer

John Marston...70/30 favorable

WILLIA · Answer

Kassandra from AC:Odyssey, I'm fine with that

Alanah · Answer

the dovahkiin unsure

Nicole Loewe · Answer

Rimworld, so it's either my colonists or Randy. Either way I'm ending up as a hat.

Miisa-Maria · Answer

I mean Mario's main job is to save kidnapped girls so...I think I'm good.

Regine · Answer

Who's the protagonist of Smash Bros? I think I'd be fine if anyone except Isabelle came to save me. Realistically, the poor little dog wouldn't stand a chance against a guy with a gun. Even if said dog is bipedal and has access to explosives.

GraceLewis · Answer

FIFA So who the fuck is gonna save me?

Cindelyn · Answer

Whoever the mc of dark souls 3 is will come to fuck everything up

Angelika Moeller · Answer

My Destiny 2 character... I'm screwed.

Katleen · Answer

Rainbow Six Siege.  As long as it's not Fuze I'm alright

Anne-Kari · Answer

I'm getting saved by a true phantom thief.

Woody · Answer

Sir Daniel Fortescue of MediEvil... Well, I'm not sure exactly how safely I'll come out of being saved by him, but it'll sure be entertaining.

ONIE · Answer

Kratos.... So, I'm good?

Dwaine · Answer

I got lord tachanka coming for me, I should be alright

Manuela Bachmeier · Answer

I just hope that when the turret deploys it only hits bad guys.

ESTELA · Answer

There isn't a main character in the game I last played (Escape from Tarkov). But I would say pretty fucked regardless! Would be like flipping a coin on if I get saved.

PALMA · Answer

Dante will save me with little to no effort.

Tram · Answer

I am currently playing Devil Survivor 2 Record Breaker. The main character can summon demons from his cell phone and shoot out fire among other spells and works with the military throughout the game, I'm all good.

Teador · Answer

Byleth. I'll be fine. If you have ever played three houses you know Claude and the rest of the Deer house aren't about to let Byleth go at it alone.

Somaye · Answer

DK! Donkey Kong!

Kaisaleena · Answer

Courier Six from Fallout: New Vegas! It... really depends on how one builds them, but mine is a relatively pacifist Int/Cha character so... probably fine?

Saana-Maria · Answer

Captain Price, literally the only person I would trust my life with

TAREN · Answer

I am getting rescued by a ghost team that is good. It is the team as played by my buddies and I. That is less good. It's the last mission if the night on a saturday night and the team is 5 beers deep a piece... fuck. I'm going to live but I'm going to hate it.

Beatrix · Answer

something tells me my sim is not going to be much help. my gta online character, on the other hand,

Hamid · Answer

Naruto uzumaki

Quintus · Answer

I don't know who the main character of Splatoon 2 is supposed to be...I'm more than likely VERY screwed...

Taiju · Answer

Steve from minecraft. I'm not sure if I should be scared or relieved.

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